Seamus quotes from Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks

Seamus

[Sean's voice] Hold it, Grandpa. Hold it. You mean the goat rammed all three of you into the air?

Sean

[Seamus' voice] In a goat costume?

Grandpa Piggley

Now, boys, do I look to you the sort of person who'd make up a thing like that?

Sean

Did it make your rump sore?

Grandpa Piggley

Well, I do still get a twinge in me backside every now and then.

Seamus

Oh, no! Crummy old wind!

Dumb leaves!

Grandpa Piggley

Hey. What's this now?

Sean

Mom wants us to sweep off the driveway.

Seamus

But it's too windy!

Sean

Every time we get the leaves and stuff into a pile, the wind comes along and [throws the leaves in the air] "boofa-shisha-bwuwuf"!

Sean

I quit!

Seamus

Me too!

Grandpa Piggley

Are my ears deceiving me, or did I hear me own flesh and blood say the word "quit"?

Seamus

Grandpa, when something's this impossible, you have to give up!

Dannan

Oh. There it is! I'll get it!

Grandpa Piggley

[narrating] Dannan reached out to pluck the little beauty, and...

Grandpa Piggley

[narrating] We flew into the air, and shot right through the stratosphere. Clear out into space we flew! All the way to the surface of the moon! Where we were met by a couple of crazy-looking moon men!

Grandpa!

Grandpa Piggley

Uh, what's the problem, children?

[in disbelief] You flew all the way to space and landed on the moon.

Grandpa Piggley

Well... Maybe we didn't actually fly into space.

Grandpa Piggley

I tell you, I'd never seen anything like it. All that oats made that old donkey run faster than any racehorse I'd ever seen before, or ever seen since. Like the lightning, he was! In fact, faster than lightning!

Grandpa!

Grandpa Piggley

Okay. Maybe not as fast as all of that.

Grandpa Piggley

We've been visited by a fir darrig.

Sean

Far jarry?

Seamus

Far jagger?

Grandpa Piggley

Fir. Darrig. Are you lads ever going to learn to speak the language?