“A Little Bit of Something Extra! Extra!” quotes from Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks

Piggley

Sir, Piggley Winks from the Tara School News here! Are you lost?

Eh, no, I...

Piggley

Have you been robbed?

No.

Piggley

Did your house burn down?

Oh, I hope not!

Piggley

Have you seen any good movies lately?

[frustrated] I... I'm just looking for me car!

Piggley

Aha! Your car has been stolen! Tell me, who do you think might have stolen it, then?

Well, it's not stolen! I just can't remember where I parked it. [laughs] There it is!

Dannan

Oh, it's too bad he found his car. That would've made a fine story.

Dannan

News isn't about pretending. It's about telling the truth.

Piggley

But we're not finding any interesting truth to tell.

Dannan

Made-up news isn't real news, Piggley.

Wiley

Hopping hairballs! No Little Baa! Where are you?!

Hector

[seeing Little Baa in the cauliflower box] The cauliflower is alive!