[In Sean's story, Molly asks to ride the Raloo Rocket, which has turned into a real rocket.]
Are you whacked?! It's too dangerous for little girls!
No fair!
Yes, fair!
Well, if you ask me, I think this whole thing is bogus!
“Wish Upon a Story (Part 1)” · Season 2, Episode 12
In this episode: Grandpa Piggley Winks (3), Wiley the Sheep (3), Dannan O'Mallard the Duck (2), Ferny (1), Elly Winks (1), Molly Winks (1), Mr. Hornsby (1)
Don't you be coming home late for dinner now, little dude.
[riding Finnegan in Egypt] Hey, hey, we're walkin' here!
I think you're headed right towards the Eiffel Tower, Commander Piggley!
Hit the brakes!
I don't think there are any brakes!
Oh. Bummer.
[landing on the moon] That's one small step for me, but one giant leap for kid-kind!
[In Meg's story, Dannan has made a wish to control Mr. Hornsby's words.]
Now, class... [Meg: Said the teacher.] Your homework, I'm saying...
[quietly] Is put all your books down...
...is put all your books down, go out and start playing?!
CClass
Huh?!
Instead of a test, now, here's what we'll be doing, we'll go out and play 'til the cows all stop mooing?! [gasps and covers his mouth]
[laughs]
In fact, my dear children, forget being smarties! The rest of the day, WE'LL HAVE NOTHING BUT PARTIES!!!
They're having a party. Well, that's truly amazing. Those kids are as happy as hungry sheep grazing. Hey, whaddya know? I'm a poet, and I don't even know it.
[seeing Ferny as a giant] Hoppin' hairballs, someone oughta tell that kid to lay off the nachos.
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