I can't stand it anymore! "Baa, baa"! That's all you ever say!
GSGray sheep
What do you expect? They're sheep.
Yeah, that's true, but-- Hey, whoa, you talked! You opened your mouth and real words came out!
GSGray sheep
Boy, nothing gets by you, does it?
Finally, someone to talk to! This is great! We can discuss poetry, and music, macramé! We can have an intelle-cellec-cellec-ellectual exchange!
GSGray sheep
Do you mind? You're-- You're standing on my lunch.
GSGray sheep
So, what do you do for fun around here?
We graze. Then we walk. Sometimes we mosey. Then we graze again. Walk, graze, walk, graze, walk--
GSGray sheep
Okay, okay, got it. [watches the flock] Not exactly overachievers, are they?
[offended] Hey, this is my flock you're talking about. They may not be the smartest.
[A sheep stands under an overturned bucket wedged between a fence and a wall, as water drips on its head.]
[A sheep knits a sock with its own wool.]
[embarrassed] Or the third.
[A sheep blows on another sheep's propeller beanie.]
GSGray sheep
[sighs with annoyance] Is this gonna go on long?
Usually an hour and a half.
GSGray sheep
I think it's time for some changes around here.
GSGray sheep
[being pampered by three lady sheep] So then I said, "What do you think I'm made of, wool?"
[The lady sheep giggle.]
Agnes! Lucille! Mary-Lou! What are you doing?! Whoa, look at the shine on those hooves!
GSGray sheep
Dazzling, aren't they? Uh, you missed a spot.
Look, pal, all you've done since you've got here is insult me and my flock. And now if I didn't know better, I'd say you're trying to take over as head sheep.
GSGray sheep
He's cute, but a little slow.
That's it! We are going to settle this the way they do in Brooklyn!
GSGray sheep
You mean...?
You got it! A dance-off! Hit it! [dances]
GSGray sheep
Not bad, but you're looking at a three-time golden hooves champion.
[Wiley and the other sheep dance together while the flock watches.]
GSGray sheep
Well, flock, which one of us has the magic feet?
[After a beat, the entire flock blows a raspberry. Wiley and the gray sheep slump sadly.]
GSGray sheep
Hoo... Tough audience.
This farm's not big enough for the two of us.
GSGray sheep
You are right, fuzzy, so there's only one thing left to do. A vote. Okay, flock. It's up to you. Who will it be? A multi-talented, curly-wooled sheep about town such as myself... or him?
[The flock looks at Wiley and the gray sheep. Wiley smiles and waves at his flock. Soon, one by one, the flock walks up to Wiley's side, much to the surprise of the gray sheep.]
GSGray sheep
Well, I... I have to hand it to you, Wiley. You are the leader of one loyal flock.
I am? [the other sheep nod]
GSGray sheep
And you're a pretty good dancer, too. [dons his top hat] Maybe we'll meet up again when I've brushed up a bit. [dances and leaves whistling]
[Wiley and the flock wave goodbye.]
Uh, so, sweetheart, what did you think of my dancing? Be honest. [the sheep whispers to Wiley] Not that honest. [laughs] You sweet-talker.
Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks · 152 quotes
