Hey, flock. Anybody notice anything, like water? Of course, you don't. Nothing can get through that thick wool of yours. Me, I'm delicate. I notice things, like when I'm being rained on. [lots of rain falls down on Wiley] That's it. I'm off to find someplace that's not so damp. [slips and falls in the water] Hold my calls.
“Rain, Rain Go Away” · Season 2, Episode 4
In this episode: Wiley the Sheep (4), Grandpa Piggley Winks (3), Molly Winks (2)
[making a sandwich his own way for Molly] Now, what do you say to that?
THAT'S NOT HOW MAMMY DOES IT!!!
Of course not! Like I told you, it's a Piggley special.
I don't like the Piggley special sandwich! I like Mammy's sandwiches!
Sure you haven't even tried it?
MAMMYYYYYY!!!
Look at this place! No wonder they call it a ruin, it's ruined!
[inside a dark castle with a bunch of wild goats] No offense, but someone here has missed their appointment with a shower.
[reading to Molly] Buck Bravo was the bravest sheriff in the wild west. Wherever he went, people felt safer knowing he was on the job.
Where's the wild west?
In America. It's where cowboys come from. Whenever there was trouble, a call would go out, and Buck would ride to the rescue.
[gasps] To save a princess?
There's no princesses in the wild west, Molly. Buck would saddle up his trusty horse, Dusty, and--
Can Dusty fly?
Horses can't fly, Molly.
Princess Princy Plumme's horse can fly.
[gives up] And they lived happily ever after, the end!
Yuck. I've heard about caves. They're dark, and dirty, and filled with bats. Ugh. But dry. Very dry.
You're not running out into the rain to tell Mam that I'm not sharing a pretend bird with you!
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