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Jackie Chan Adventures · Season 2, Episode 13

“Demon World (Part 2)” quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

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“Demon World (Part 2)” · Season 2, Episode 13

In this episode: Jackie (7), Jade (4), Shendu (4), Uncle (3), Dai Gui (3), Viper (3), El Toro Fuerte (2), Paco (2)

[after shooting Jackie with fire; only to see that Jackie is unharmed] How can it be? [Jackie opens a palm to reveal the Dog Talisman] My Talisman!

I'm sorry, I'll give it back, thank you!

[runs away, to be cornered, another Talisman activates in his hand, he barely hits Shendu and sends Shendu flying back into his bed]

[groans in pain] Ohhh...

How did I do that?

And why do you not catch fire? [Jackie reveals the Ox Talisman]

Dog makes you immortal, Ox makes you super strong. What else we got? [reveals the Talismans] Speedy Rabbit, levitating Rooster, invisible Snake, and explosive Dragon. Oh...good ones! [Shendu recovers from the rubble of his bed] Maybe we better not try for the other half dozen.

Centuries of history altered, your very memory erased, and still somehow you defy me! [holds up the seeking device] I shall find you, Chan. And I promise you, I shall erase more than your memory!

[recovering the Ox Talisman] CHAN!

So he is behind this!

And things were going so well...

We were almost even beginning to like you, brother.

What do you mean? I was just coming to visit-

Hsi Wu? He has been banished to the Netherworld!

[Shendu steps on the watch that Jade dropped]

WCWatch Chime

[distorted] Hey-hey-hey-hey! I'm Marlon Moose!

Technology? The child!

She somehow escaped the historical alterations!

And if she knows the history that was...

Then Chan now knows of the Book!

[joining Jackie] What's up Mr. Poutysnout?

[sigh] I do not belong with these heroes. The Ox made me strong. Without it, I'm-

Hello? The Talismans never made Jackie Chan a hero, you didn't even like to use them! Courage, brains, and heart are your secret weapons, and you've already got those! All you need is proper training! [stands him up] Jackie, I can teach you what you taught me. You game?

...Game.

Cool! First lesson. The ancient art of butt-whoop starts with breathing. The breath flows to the fingertips, then down to the toes...

[blocking Shendu's heat beams] Jackie, help Uncle search! Stop fooling!

Fooling?! [shows Uncle's Dog Talisman] I'm not immortal!

Get away from the Book! Surrender, your team has been neutralized!

Big whoop. [runs to the Book of Ages] If I can't find Shendu's changes, I'll make some of my own! [begins writing] "...and then Jackie grew twenty feet tall."

[Jackie Chan suddenly grows twenty feet]

Now Jackie is the greatest!

YOU! [charges Jade]

Shendu! [leaps and kicks Shendu to the ground]

The girl!

[writing more] ...Here comes...Super Tohru. [Tohru is transformed into a flying strong superhero, and tosses Dai Gui aside; Jade continues writing] Say hello, to Robo-Viper. [Viper is transformed into a mechanical robot warrior]

Like nuking fish in a barrel. [blasts Bai Tza]

[takes the brush from Jade] My turn! [writes and grows El Toro bigger]

Hey! No fair!

Now El Toro is the greatest!

[takes the brush back] Jackie is!

[they fight over the brush, causing El Toro and Jackie to grow bit by bit]

El Toro!

No, Jackie!

El Toro!

Jackie!

El Toro!

Jade Jackie!

El Toro!

You want to defeat the demons? Yes? Then write that Uncle banishes the Demons already!

JPJade and Paco

Duh!

JSJade's Parents

Jade!

Mom! Dad!

JSJade's Mother

Cousin Jackie!

JSJade's Father

Uncle!

JSJade's Mother

What brings you to Hong Kong?

Hong Kong Moose World! [winks at Jade who winks back]

Uh, look at the watch Jackie got me!

Moose World? Can I go too?

What mooses? We were fighting Demo- [is elbowed by Viper]

Uhhh traffic! We were fighting Hong Kong traffic to visit you.

So I could show you how much I've learned in America.

JSJade's Mother

We know you have been doing very well there, Jade.

JSJade's Father

No doubt due to Cousin Jackie's excellent training.

In all honesty, it is Jade who sometimes trains me...

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