Aah, I should have recognized the antics of the famed prankster puppet made flesh.
Monkey King And I've got a payback gig with an exploding volcano finale, that you're messing up!
So, why do I see no lava?
Huh? [goes over his ingredients list again; gasp] I'm still three pounds of wood short of a gusher!
Then for your lousy spell-making, you shall return to wood! [casts a Chi spell on the Monkey King]
[turning into a puppet] EVERYONE'S A CRITIC!
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