[lowering the Shapeshifting Monkey into the Kilauea volcano] Uh oh, my simian senses are tingling!
We want our monkey, monkey!
Oh, it's all about him isn't it?! You think he's funnier than me, don't you?!
Uh, of course not! Everyone knows that the Money King is the funniest ape of all.
I do not think he's so funny- [elbowed by Jade]
Well you'll really love my weird sense of humor when you and monkey-boy are swimming in lava, 'cause I'm gonna make Kilauea blow sky-high!
The Monkey King cannot activate volcanoes!
Just watch me, gramps! I know a family recipe! [begins tossing ingredients into the lava pit] Magic monkey syrup, pure cane sugar, one carton of aged goat milk- EEGH! [Daolon Wong appears behind the Monkey King] An untuned Hawaiian guitar, a fine tuned tuning fork, a tuna on rye, hold the mayo-
[grabs the Monkey King] Talisman power, be mine!
Paws off the fur, Shakespeare! I'm busy here!
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