Dark Ratso quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

We must bring the ox to the sanctuary of the Ben-Shui Temple before the forces of Dark Chi descend upon us.

[suddenly appear] Consider yourselves descended upon, Gramps.

[as they corner all but Jade against a cliff] You know how much we care about you guys, but Daolon Wong been riding us to get rid of you once and for all.

We're sure gonna miss you.

Say "goodbye", Chan.

Jackie

Uhhh... Goodbye Chan?

Daolon Wong

My enemies possess nine Talisman powers, and I only possess two?! [seemingly points to Hak Foo] I have you to thank for that!

Hak Foo!

Sheesh!

Get with the program, will ya?

Daolon Wong

I meant all of you!

Hey, backyard barbecue!

What are we grilling?

Dark Hak Foo

JACKIE CHAN!

Let's tenderize him!

It is great to be back.

Yo... Shen-dude!

Uh, long time, no... breathe.

Yeah, happy... rebirthday.

Hak Foo

We are weak!

We're human!

We're free!

Nuh-uh... [seeing Captain Black with handcuffs] Busted.

Jackie

Go, go, go!

Not!

[Chuckles evilly] Look what washed up on deck.

Jackie

Jade, what are you doing here?

Jade

Heh heh. Looks like I'm catch of the day.

Gimme back my mask, Chan.

Or it's anchor's away for your niece.

Tarakudo

Pop quiz: Why is Jackie Chan not also here searching for the mask?

Uh...

Tarakudo

Answer: Because Mr. Chan already has the mask.

Oh! I knew that.

Tarakudo

End of quiz. Now for the pop.

Jade

Let's finish him off! [Ratso and Chow stops her]

Now, Jade.

You know your Uncle Jackie will not approve.

Jade

Aw...