2nd most-quoted character in Jackie Chan Adventures: in 357 of its 738 quotesJackie (233), Uncle (96), Mama Tohru (55)
Scenes with Jade Clones 326
Jade [yawns and stretches her arms as she wakes up] [gasps] It's my birthday! yes! [pumps both arms in excitement]
[scene transition to the Section 13 vault]
Jade [non-chalant tone] Oh~ there you are! What's everybody doing?
[no response]
[to Uncle] Is the Chi Containment Unit stable?
You want demon chi kept safe? Yes? then let Uncle work without looky-loos~
Jade Heeelloo? Anybody wanna say something?
Jade Is that all? Don't ya know what today is?
Ah'cha! [slaps his head in realization] Very important day! Day for Uncle's haircut.
Jade Ah c'mon, you know it's my birthday~ [begins talking fast] Now for breakfast, I want chocolate chip pancakes with whip cream and strawberries and—
I'm sorry, Jade. Things are a little busy round Section 13 this morning. We will have to celebrate your birthday -later-
Jade What!? how much later?
Jade [obvious disappointment] Awwww.
Jade Okay, Jackinator. You go left, I'll go right. And we'll catch Drago...
Jade You can't go in without backup. Hmph.
I am sorry, Jade. Your birthday celebration will have to wait just a little longer.
Jade That's okay. We can party in San Diego!
Uh... It's too dangerous. You stay here.
Jade That's not right. You can't dis the birthday girl.
Jade Hey, Pizza-face got a Drago makeover!
Yo dawg, you didn't say nothing about putting the hurt on Chan. First day on the job and we already get a bonus!
Jade Now that we have the flower power, it's time to party down! I'm still the birthday girl for 10 hours!
We'll be back home in time for big birthday dinner.
Jade Step away from the lotus pod.
Jade I'm your backup, remember?
Jade, what are you doing? Those clothes are being donated to charity. And that is your Buttercup scout uniform.
Jade I know, I quit the buttercups.
Jade Quilt making, cookie selling, hello?! If I wanted to be bored out of my gourd, I can just hang here with you and Uncle.
But scouting provides a valuable experience, Jade. You mustn't quit.
Jade So who said I can quitting scouting? I'll join the Dragon scouts.
But the Dragon scouts are all boys.
Jade We'll put up for a spin.
Jade, what are you doing here?
Jade Like I'm gonna come all the way down to Australia and not ride on a kangaroo? Tch.
Jade, I told you to stay on the bus!
Jade What's the point?
Jade Oh, no. I'm a mule. A stubborn mule!
[Gasps] My head! It's huge!
I'm turning into my mother!
Jade Hey, I kinda like Uncle this way. [Jackie and Uncle stares at her as she makes a donkey noise as Uncle smiles] At least I'm not a mime. Why don't you walk against the wind or something!
[Groans] All right, both of you. You're giving me a headache. A big one!
Jade Well, what are you land lubbers waiting for? Let's shape up and ship out!
Jade Jackie, I saw a movie Titanic 12 times. That makes me total expert on sunken treasure!
Jade, you must listen to Jackie. You cannot go sub with us.
And neither can you, Uncle. Not with your cold or those germs in a tiny close space. [Uncle slaps Jackie's head] Ow!
Uncle is not infectious! [Sneezes] And you cannot perform removal spell yourself?
You realize that, Uncle. But Tohru and I can retrieve the castanets. And you can perform the removal spells later on dry land.
Jade Hi, Jackie.
Jade I know, I know. Too dangerous, but you need me, Uncle Jackie. [He stares at her for a long time] Ok, fine. I'll leave.
Very funny, we are 2,000 League under the sea and... [Sniffing the air] Why do you smell like garlic?
Jade Not me. [Sniffing] It's coming from... [Jackie opens the vent and sees Uncle]
Jade Great minds, think alike.
Jade Come on, slowpoke.
Jade, you are staying inside the sub.
Jade Aw...
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