Jade Clones quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Jackie

[Giggling]

Jackie, are you all right?

Jackie

Yes, but you two look very wobbly. Wobbly is a funny word rhymes with gobbly.

Jade

He has so got the bends.

Jackie

I do? OH, what a nice car. Yay for me! Oh, hello again, Buddy!

Captain Black

Jackie has the bad case of the bends needs to take decompressed for thirty-eight hours, same for Uncle.

Let Uncle out!

Jade

Poor guy, totally delusional.

I do not understand, Jade. Why didn't you tell Captain Black that sensei had the bends?

Jade

Are you kidding?! That garlic smells was making me gag! I figured, two days of solitary, goodbye major stank!

Let Uncle Out! Aiya!

Jackie

I hear knock knock. Who's there? [Giggles]. I like monkies and wax slips. This is a nice phone booth. Ooh, look! I can make funny sounds with my under arms. [Giggling] Oops, 'cuse me.

Jackie

I told you to stay by the car.

Jade

Hello? You didn't say which car. Ah!

Jade

Please, please, please, please? I'll do all my chores!

Jackie

You do all your chores regardless.

Jade

Uncle Jackie, I'm like the only kid in the world doesn't have Robomirks!

Jackie

[Sighs] Video games will distract you from your studies.

Jade

That's not true! Program in your mondo cool things that's creative writing, keeping score that's math. Honestly, Robomirks is more educational homework.

Jackie

We will see.

Jade

Translation: forget about it.

Jackie

No Quebec and no argument. You have a math test tomorrow,remember? You stay here with Tohru.

Jade

Aw...

Jackie

Jade, Uncle and I are going snorkeling.

Jade

Guess I'll go too. Maybe I can find some sunken treasure or something.

Jackie

Uh, why don't you stay on shore with Tohru?

Jade

Ah!

Jackie

Jade, you weren't supposed to... [Jade smiles innocently] Oh, why did I bother?

Jade

I knew this wasn't a real vacation, so what's the 411 on the big, blue marble?

No marble.

Jade, we brought your favorite. Triple black burritos.

Jade

Thanks, time hopping gives me a major munchies.

Jade?!

Jade?!

Jade?!

Jade

What happened to you? You used to rock!

You think I like pushing papers all day? I don't, but this is my job and Captain Black is my boss. You have to grow up sometime, Jade.

Drago

Show me the chi!

Jade

Show me the Chan Clan.

Jade

I know I messed up, but let me make it up to you. Please, Jackie. You can't split up the Chan Clan at a time like this.

Jackie

No, Jade. Section 13 is the safest place in the city and you will stay right here .

Jade

Aw...

Jade

Agent Jade, reporting for duty, sir! Let's head them up, and move them out!

Captain Black

Jade, I think you done enough for one night.

Jade

Er.. I didn't mean for Drago keeping the demon chi. I had a plan to...

Jackie

We know you were trying to protect us, Jade.

Jade

Er...

Jackie

And we appreciate it.

Captain Black

And from here on out, little lady. You need to leave the fight to the heavyweights.