Jade Clones quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Jackie

Quick, Jade! The antidote!

Jade

No! Tch. You think I would have gotten right the second time around.

Your past self does not know then but you know now, Jade.

Jackie

Maybe... This is possible to... being cursed to relive all the... worse moments of my life!

Jackie

Since you have things well in hand, Uncle. I will take my leave. [Gasps]

Daolon Wong

The stone is mine!

Hak Foo

Who is that?!

Jade

And what's with the stone you all keep jabbering about?! Wong snake his way in!

Aiya!

Jade

I call Dragon! [Jackie passes a Dog and Rat Talismans] Dog and Rat? Aw, you gotta hog on the cool ones.

Jackie

Jade, you will remain here.

Jade

What?! No way!

Jackie

Jade, please. I could not live with myself if something happened to you.

Jade

Aw...

Jackie

Super Moose?

Jade

Jackie! [Grabs the Rabbit Talisman and throws it to him]

Jackie

Jade, you are supposed to be...

Jade

I decided I couldn't live with myself if something happened to you.

Jade

Easy, as any ex queen of the ShadowKhan can tell you, wearing the sign of Tarakudo can keep control over ninjas. It's tattoo time.

Jackie

No, Jade. It is far too dangerous even if you have done it before.

I volunteer Tohru.

Jade

Incoming! [Jackie telescopes Jade as she is burping]

Jackie

[Groans] Jade.

Jade

So CB, What's my assignment? [Jackie carries Jade's backpack]

Jackie

The only assignments you'll be getting today are at school.

Jade

Aw...

Jade

But, what about freedom of expression? This is America, you know.

Jackie

Jade, this has nothing to do with free speech and everything to do with self control. Promise me, no more burping.

Jade

Fine. I'll just explode from a builds of gas when I'm 16.

Jackie

Jade, stay here.

Jade

Seriously, [Jackie is shocked] don't you ever get tired saying that?

Jackie

I will draw their fire, you run back to Captain Black's truck.

Jade

But, Jackie...

Jackie

And no arguments.

Jackie

Jade?

Jade

Uncle Jackie!

Jackie

Waah! What happened to you?!

Jade

What's happening to me?!

Jackie

Jade, tell me you're fooling around Uncle's spells.

Jade

No, I swear! I just looked up and bam! Toad girl!

Jackie

It's alright. Uncle will know what to do.

Jade

But what if I'm a girl toad forever? Just sitting around and eating flies, waiting to croak?

Jade

Baru? Here we come! I am so gonna kick butt in that game! Woo-Hoo! Yeah!

Jackie

We're not going to Baru to compete,Jade. You will stay here with Tohru.

Jade

Aw come on, Uncle Jackie. I've seen every single episodes of International Island Challenge. [Jackie stands up as she grabs his leg tighter] You gotta take me!

Jackie

Jade.

Jade

I know, I know. I always have to play the home version.

Jade

Hey, Jackie.

Jackie

[startled] Jade, what are you doing here?!

Jade

Get serious.

Sorry, Jackie.

Jackie

Jade, listen to me. I told you before we are not here to play games.

Jade

[gasps]

Jackie

Jade...

Jade

What? We were just talking.

Jade

Relax, they're not home.

Jackie

Aah! Jade, go back to the treehouse.

Jade

Jackie, three words. Flat. Screen. Television.

Jackie

How many times do I have to tell you? We must stay focused on our mission, not the game.