FJFuture Jade
I didn't intend to involve you guys, but I arrived a lot later than I hoped. Heh. Never tested Uncle's spell.
[Groans] And I thought one Jade gave me a headache. But why did you come back here?
JadeDuh. Isn't it obvious? Future me is so mega bad that dragon boy had to come back to the past to rebel me out long just as squirt. So I surf time to protect myself and kick his scaley butt all the way back to the future.
Then why did Drago leave without chop ruling you?
Jade
Well, because... Yeah. Why did Drago leave?
FJFuture Jade
Because he has bigger fish to fry.
FJFuture Jade
I didn't follow Drago here. Drago followed me. To keep me from putting ambush on the age of dragons.
Jade
Age of dragons?
I do not like the sound of that.
Jade
Jackie, I patched a mondo plan to take down the J team's arch nemesis our enemy Chang . Tell you all about it on the way to Section 13. [being grabbed]
The only plan, Jade, is for you to stay here with Uncle.
Jade
[Angry grunt] Jackie never listens, doesn't he realize I'm only the member with the brains behind the J team?
[Gasps] The dark chi master himself.
Jade
Tch. The sly niece meister herself. [Shows the Deja Vu stone]
Jade
Come on, Jackie. I helped saved the day 72 times. The world's half a dozen times and your butt more times than I care to count.
And you made a mess of things more times than I care to count.
Jade
But I always clean up after myself. Just admit it, Jackie. You need me. Hey!
JJJackie, Uncle and Jade
Daolon Wong?!
Many thanks for the memories. [Jackie kicks the Deja Vu Stone and he and Daolon Wong are gone]
Jade
Jackie? Jackie?
Jade
The Strength Talisman. Good one.
I know, Jade. Wah! Jade, how did you...
Jade
Your hands! [Jackie looks at his hands are glowing] I get it! That must be Uncle's magic and... [Gasps and Shendu begins to attack Jackie]
Jade
[Angry grunt] I blow it again! I distracted Jackie just like I did today! Does twice like a pattern?
Could it be? A view?! In a nice, cozy, danger free hotel?! A happy memory... [Jade 6 turns to Jade 8] Wah!
Jade
Jackie, don't worry. I can explain everything! [All the Jade clones fall out of the closet]
Jade Clones
Wah! Whoa! [Nervous chuckle] Hi, Jackie.
Jade
So I'm quite the rascal, but it's not like I'm evil or anything.
Jade
I couldn't help it, I was possessed!
Did Uncle ask you tattooed demon face onto your leg, no? You do not see Uncle walking around being evil, do you?
Jade
Uh, Unc? [Uncle sees himself as a Chi Vampire]
Uncle could not help it. Was victim of chi vampire.
Jade
Oh, yeah. And I have the piece in your mind.
Take me back to the beginning!
Hmph. So here we are, back in the old fool's trash heap.
That is old fool's rare trash heap to you!
Jade
Wait a sec. [Looks at her bags] Jackie went to the wrong beginning, the first time we met!
Wait, this can't be right, where are Uncle and...
Give me that! [Jackie drops the deja vu stone and stares at Jade]
Jade
Jackie is right, I do get in his way.
You're Jackie Chan, the archaeologist?
I bet you were looking for the shield I brought back from Bavaria.
We're looking for the... How'd you know?
[Points at Daolon Wong] He has it!
Chan is lying! Do you not recognized your master?!
The only master we have is big V!
And he's gonna wanna hear all about where you stashed the shield!
Jade
Way to rewrite history, Jackie!
You are terrible salesman! [Jackie looks at Jade and picks up the phone]
Jade's parents. She must return to Hong Kong.
Jade
What?! No way! Who's gonna help save the day?! The world?! Jackie's butt?!
Uncle, you must trust me. It will be better for Jade,for us if she does not stay.
Jade
No, Jackie. Hang up the phone, you need me!
Uh... Sorry, wrong number. [Jade sighs in relief]
Jackie, next time you make crank call phone loca.
Jade
Living with you guys is gonna rock!
[Sighs] You have no idea just yet how much.
You speak English! [Jade shrugs]
Now, return me to the present.
Jade
Jackie, you do need me!
Jade, how did you know? [Jade points at herself and Uncle]
Where did Jackie go? [Jade shrugs]
Jade
I'm glad you decided to keep me around.
Let it just say, I realize that perhaps you have save me a time or two.
Jade
Tch. Try 72.
Gah! A broken leg?! But I did not even hit the ground!
Jade
Jackie!
Ah, Jade! Did you see the mess you got me into?
Jade
Gee, Jackie. I already admit it was total my fault you slipped in my Gnome Cop action figure and busted your leg.
No, not that! If you have got in the way and allow Daolon Wong to take the Deja Vu stone, I wouldn't be lost in time!
Jade
Huh?
[Frustrated] Never mind. You are the past Jade. You would not know that.
Jade
Uncle, do you think Jackie's right? Did I really mess things up?
[scoffs] Nonsense, Jade. Jackie needs to watch where he's walking.
Jade
Not the broken leg, the Deja Vu thing! I'm still like a dummy when Long Snake it from me! It's all my fault Jackie's stuck in rerunville!
Jade
See the oinker at 12 o' clock?
Yes, that is very nice, Jade. But I really not supposed to be here. [Jackie founds the Deja Vu Stone on the cymbals]
Jade
Check it out, I helped!
Jade
Yeah, whatever. Aren't we looking for the Pig Talisman? Tohru!
Many thanks for leading us to the prize.
Why so afraid? He's an old man.
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