[Dennis spots Charlie and Mac in his new Range Rover]
Hey, Charlie? Mac?
Dennis!
The cops, the parents - they're all after us!
How'd you get a Range Rover?! Just- get in, get in!
Yeah, get in.
Oh man, we did a bad thing!
Oh, Jesus...
Just get out of here, man! Go, go, go! We did a bad thing, dude! I think I killed a kid!
He did, I saw him. I think the kid's dead.
Shh, shh, shh... doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
[Dennis drives to an accident site with Frank and Dee standing by it]
Hey! Hey, Dee, Frank, what's up?
We almost got T-boned by an Asian. It was totally my fault; she did everything by the book. Very surprising.
[They get in]
Also, Dee banged a kid.
No, no, I was trying to cuck a bit-!
Shhhh, shh, shh, shh. It doesn't matter. It's okay. You're in the Range Rover now. All is well.
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