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S13 E5

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 13, Episode 5

Dennis, Charlie and others in “The Gang Gets New Wheels”

[Dennis spots Charlie and Mac in his new Range Rover]

Hey, Charlie? Mac?

Dennis!

The cops, the parents - they're all after us!

How'd you get a Range Rover?! Just- get in, get in!

Yeah, get in.

Oh man, we did a bad thing!

Oh, Jesus...

Just get out of here, man! Go, go, go! We did a bad thing, dude! I think I killed a kid!

He did, I saw him. I think the kid's dead.

Shh, shh, shh... doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

[Dennis drives to an accident site with Frank and Dee standing by it]

Hey! Hey, Dee, Frank, what's up?

We almost got T-boned by an Asian. It was totally my fault; she did everything by the book. Very surprising.

[They get in]

Also, Dee banged a kid.

No, no, I was trying to cuck a bit-!

Shhhh, shh, shh, shh. It doesn't matter. It's okay. You're in the Range Rover now. All is well.

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