I'm gonna go with... toe knife.
With what now?
With a toe knife 'cause I-I use a-a sharp blade to dig the scum out of my toenails. Once in a while, I cut myself, but it pusses up and in three days, it's good as new.
Sure. Toe knife! Way more information than we needed, but, uh... show me toe knife.
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