It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 10, Episode 8
“The Gang Goes on Family Fight” · Season 10, Episode 8
In this episode: Grant Anderson (3), Charlie Kelly (2), Dennis Reynolds (2), Frank Reynolds (2), Mac McDonald (1), Sweet Dee Reynolds (1)
Dennis, what is this enticing bowl of white?
Charlie, that... that's cottage cheese.
Cottage cheese? Like... cheese from some cottage? Whose cottage? Well, like, what is that, exactly?
How do you not know what it is? Aren't you, like, a cheese guy?
I'm not a cottage guy.
You are gonna make us lose this game.
Yeah. Well, yeah, you know, uh, Grant? I want to... I want to change my answer.
What? Wh... what? Why?
I have realized it's-it's not totally accurate, because I've seen a pig eat a man. In fact, I've seen many pigs eat many men. It was a bloodbath.
Just need you to name an animal that we eat but doesn't eat us.
Doesn't eat us-- that's easy. Dragon!
Charlie, do you eat dragon?
No! I don't eat dragon 'cause, uh, it's-it's not a meal for peasants, it's a meal for kings, and I'm sort of a common man. But they don't eat us; they, uh, it's like a misconception. They actually eat gold and treasure. That's why they're always sitting on a big pile of it.
Bad answer. Bad answer. Bad answer. That's a bad answer.
Okay, show me dragon!
[laughing] I told you!
Well, astonishingly, uh, one person surveyed gave the answer dragon, so... What a world!
I'm gonna go with... toe knife.
With what now?
With a toe knife 'cause I-I use a-a sharp blade to dig the scum out of my toenails. Once in a while, I cut myself, but it pusses up and in three days, it's good as new.
Sure. Toe knife! Way more information than we needed, but, uh... show me toe knife.
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