Just need you to name an animal that we eat but doesn't eat us.
Doesn't eat us-- that's easy. Dragon!
Charlie, do you eat dragon?
No! I don't eat dragon 'cause, uh, it's-it's not a meal for peasants, it's a meal for kings, and I'm sort of a common man. But they don't eat us; they, uh, it's like a misconception. They actually eat gold and treasure. That's why they're always sitting on a big pile of it.
Bad answer. Bad answer. Bad answer. That's a bad answer.
Okay, show me dragon!
[laughing] I told you!
Well, astonishingly, uh, one person surveyed gave the answer dragon, so... What a world!
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