Ok,ok, uh I just killed three very large rats that were stuck in glue traps.
Good work.
No, no, no. That's not good trap. I'm done with rat detail. That's by far the worst job in the bar.
That's why we call it Charlie Work.
No, no dude not Charlie Work. There's like an emotional toll that comes out of this. I mean you kill one of these... [Dennis blows smoke in Charlie's face]
You kidding me?
What? What?
You're blowing smoke directly in my face when I'm trying to talk to you.
What is he talking about?
You know if you wanna smoke, you should have to take it outside.
It's a bar.
Yeah, it's a bar.
Yeah, but you know what? Charlie, I think you're right. I think we should ban smoking in here.
Oh, come on. That's completely ridiculous.
Why is that ridiculous? There are smoking bans in a lot of states now.
Uh, yes and its completely unamerican.
If you don't like smoke, then don't come into the bar.
I work in this bar. I work here.
But that's because you have the freedom to choose to work here. Smoking bans, they don't protect freedom. They strip them away from smokers.
Look, I didn't go to Vietnam just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me.
You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop!
...and a lot of good men died in that sweatshop!
Oh my god.
Look the point is if Charlie took any time to study in school, he would recognize that the Constitution protects my freedom to blow smoke all over his face.
You gotta be... you don't know shit about the Constitution man.
Uh, he knows more than you two unamerican freedom haters.
Thank you.
Oh, Charlie, we hate freedom. Yea we hate it.
Oh, I'm unamerican?
You're practically a Vietcong.
Is that right? Ok. You wanna learn a little something about America? Dee, let's roll outta here.
Where are we going?
We're gonna go America all over their asses!
