It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 3, Episode 2
“The Gang Gets Invincible” · Season 3, Episode 2
In this episode: Frank Reynolds (5), Charlie Kelly (3), Dennis Reynolds (3), Mac McDonald (3), Sweet Dee Reynolds (1), Artemis (1), Liam (1), Ryan (1)
This is going to be exactly like Woodstock.
Oh, is it? Ooh, are you planning on getting yourself locked in the bathroom of your cousin's Winnebago for 3 days?
Shut up about that! I survived on hand soap and toilet water for three days. The memory haunts me.
I'm startin' to feel it.
I bet you are, bud.
I'm feelin' weird.
Yeah, you're probably feeling very weird.
The acid's makin' me feel like I gotta take a dump.
That's what happens when you take a lot of acid, dude.
I gotta go.
Then go.
The line's too long. Maybe I can hold it in.
Then go in the McPoyles' camper, dude.
I don't know, that might bring back bad memories.
Oh my God.
I think I wanna hold it. How you feelin'?
Annoyed.
Nothin' kickin' in yet?
What are you talking about, the beer?
No, the acid.
I did not take any acid, remember?
[laughing] Oh yeah you did.
What are you talking about?
I put a shitload of it in your beer.
What!? Is that what all those little pieces of paper were floating in my be..?!
Yeah.
I drank all that shit, dude!
That's OK.
There was like a ton of acid in there!
Yeah!
Why would you do that?!
I don't wanna be the only one trippin'.
Oh my God, man! Oh my God! Oh my God!...
Charlie, I actually really need to go take a dump.
Shut up! I don't care! Go! Go in the camper, dude! Get out of here!
[walks away]
Oh, you sick son of a bitch, dude! Why would you d..!? Oh shit! Oh shit!
Man this is crazy. You are dancing with the entire McPoyle Family. These people are freak shows, man...freaks. But you're keeping your cool. You're keeping your cool. You know why? Because you are the Green Man. Green Man is saving your life right now, bro. Just go with the flow.
Charlie, we've been looking all over for you, dude.
Green Man, I knew you couldn't resist.
Huh? You know what? I'm actually tripping pretty hard right now.
You're tripping?
Yeah, Frank gave me some acid and it's like... whoo.
Oh, Jesus.
Hey guys. Guess who got invited to training camp?
Yeah, we're going to be famous.
Look we need to talk to Green Man for a minute please.
Yeah, just go over there.
Let's go man. Thank you. Charlie, where is Frank, it's very important.
Oh, Frank? He's standing right there.
Frank, What the hell are you doing?
He's been trying to climb through that trash can for 20 minutes. I'm pretty sure he's on acid.
Thank God you guys are here! How did you get in here?
What the hell are you talking about? (Mac looks around)
I've been stuck in this bathroom for three hours!
I think he took a dump in there.
Can you give us a second, please?
Whatever. I'm getting tired of watching him anyway.
All right, Frank, listen. Did you bring your gun today?
(Frank whips his gun out)
Great. Walk me through the plan again.
Awesome.
The plan is I get close to Dee. When she goes to punt the ball, I'll fire the gun. It'll startle her. She'll blow the kick.
That's a great plan.
Wait a second! How long have I been standing right here?
Like, two seconds.
Seriously?
Frank, give me the gun.
Where is it?
It's in your hand!
WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! When the hell did I put Green Man on?
I don't know!
That lizard talks!
Where? Where? I don't like lizards!
We don't have time for this! Frank, just give us the gun!
(Frank cocks the gun and points it at Mac and Dennis)
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
Lizard, am I standing in poop?
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