Zim quotes from Invader Zim

GIR

[in duty mode] The knowledge, it fills me. It is neat.

Zim

GIR! You've drained enough humans today!

GIR

[in duty mode] Data canister is not yet full!

Zim

I command you to get out of here before we're noticed...some more.

GIR

[out of duty mode] Hi Floor, make me a sammich!

Zim

That's better, I guess...

GIR

Heh, heh, sammich, sammich!

I want to thank you. That was quite an adventure. The car wreck, the library fight and then, the galactic space battle that happened on the way to this beach.

Zim

Yes, yes, very nice. Now into the ocean with you, where you can tell no one of these things.

I'm coming home! [Runs into the water]

GIR

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! [Happily to Zim] ...he's getting eaten by a shark.

Zim

What? WHO?!

Gaz

That... that was horrible.

Zim

[grabs muffin] WHO DID THIS?! Who dares to soil my normal boy head with this... PORK COW?!

That's a stinking muffin!

Zim

SILENCE! Whatever this is, I will find the beast who threw it! I WILL FIND YOU!! Sleep peacefully now, for it is the last peaceful sleep you will know from this moment on!

But we're not asleep right now!

Gaz

Actually, that was kinda funny.

Zim

It's been nice working with you GIR, now self destruct.

GIR

Finally! [cackles, explodes]

Zim

With my mighty fists of horror and unstoppable cruelty, I am the tool of destruction, vengeance and fury!

I only asked for your name! Next!

I am Throbulator! I am a creature of pure headache! Yeeow, my head!

Your name! That's all I want! Gah!

Invader Skoodge, sir!

Zim

Skoodge? I thought the Almighty Tallest killed you!

Yeah, but I'm okay now.

GIR

A little to the left, okay? Step forward, okay? Look out for the monkey.

Zim

Got it, okay. How am I doing? Okay monkey, got it, okay.

GIR

Okay? Look out for the other monkey, okay?

Zim

Okay, got it. Oh no, oh no, oh no ah aha ahaaah ahahaha! [crashing noise]

GIR

Okay?

Zim

Okay. LOOK OUT!

But seriously Zim if you just speed up the explosion-

Zim

I don't pay you to contradict me!

You don't... pay me at all...

GIR

[being used as a catapult for an accelerator to speed up the explosion] But if the big 'splodey goes fast, won't it get all bad?

Almighty Tallest Purple

Plasma-Armed battle tanks, Maim-bots, death ray cannons, a sack of taquitos?

Zim

Just a few supplies I will need to complete my mission.

Gir

You get my taquitos yet?

Your exile... I mean, mission is to observe the planet, Zim. Not anhialate it.

Zim

Yes, but I'm quite good at ahnialating.

Gir

TAQUITOS! And a clown with no head.

Almighty Tallest Purple

Look. We'd love to grant your request, but we think you're insane. Uh, untrained.

Zim

Untrained!? Invader Zim!?

You're trained as an invader, Zim. Battle tanks are for hardened soldiers.

Zim

Hrm!

Almighty Tallest Purple

Hey! How about we send Zim to Hobo 13? It's the... um... finest military training planet ever. Zim! On Hobo 13, you'll be torn limb from limb!

Evaluated! Evaluated as a soldier! If you pass, we'll send you a BIG bag of battle tanks!

Almighty Tallest Purple

But not that clown thing.

Gir

HEADLESS CLOWN! HEADLESS CLOOOOOOOOOOWN!

Zim

[knocks GIR aside] Very well, my Tallest! To obtain my tanks, I will allow the evacuation of my incredible brain meats. Zim out!

Gir

How about clown taquitos? [Zim ends transmission]

This circle is surrounded by a transportation field. First person to be pushed through that field gets transported to-

Zim

The Holding Pen of Pain?

No. It's FULL! Now the loser gets sent to...THE OUTHOUSE OF MADNESS!

You are the worst student I've ever had!

Zim

[Cutting him off] Perhaps you have trained me too well!

[Disappointed] No really, you're the worst.

[as Zim analyzes him with his scanning device] I spotted your fake Dib-double, Zim! You already tried that once before and it won't work this time either!

Zim

Hey! That's an Irken power signature inside of you! You're Tak's ship!

What are you talking about?! I'M DIB! I'M DIB!

Zim

Minimoose!

[squeaks]

Zim

How much have we collected?

[squeaks and shows donation box with a few coins, a sandwich, and a heart]

Zim

[smells sandwich] Tunnna? Tuna is worth NOTHIIIING!!

Zim

My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My-- M-m-my Tallest! My Ta-a-alli-i-ist! Hey! Hey! Hey, over here, my Tallest! My Tallest? My Talleeeeeest! My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! My Tallest, my Tallest, my Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Ta-a-a-alleeeest! My Talleeeeeest! My Tallest? Hey! My TALLEEEEEEST! MY TALLEEEEEEEEEST!!! MY TALLEEEEEEEEEST!!! MY TALLEEEEEEEEEST!!! MY TA-A-A-A-A-ALLE-E-E-E-E-EST!!! Hey! Hey! My Tallest? Uh, hey! My Tall--? HEY, MY TALLEST! IT'S ME! LOOK AT ME! MY TALLEST? MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST?

... I was curious to see when you'd shut up on your own. But it's been three hours now, Zim! THREE HOURS!!! So... what is it?

Zim

I just noticed that you're travelling closer to the Earth than EVER before!

Tallest Purple

How do you know that?

Zim

Oh, I know all kinds of things about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was...

Tallest Purple

Hey! That is creepy! You're creepy, Zim.

Zim

[chuckles] Yes, I sure am.

Zim

The Tallest fail to realize that I'm inviting them for front row seats for the end of all mankind. My latest plan-

The latest plan is about to explode.