Griffin quotes from iCarly

Spencer

Let's just recap. You steal my motorcycle, I don't have you arrested! I invite you into my home, I teach you about the joys of sculpting. I'm forced to wait an hour... for BAGELS I didn't even want! (grabs the bag and shakes it) And then I come home to find you chewing on my sister's face!

Griffin

We were kissing.

Spencer

GUILTY!

Griffin

[to Carly] If I go to your apartment, your brother's gonna want to tase me.

Sam

Nah, I've been tased before... It's not so bad.

Sam

So you gonna break up with him?

Carly

I don't know. I don't wanna be a terrible person. Should I just keep dating him?

Sam

Why not? Hey, maybe you can double date. You know, you, him, Willy the Walrus and Peggy the Penguin...

Carly

Peter the Penguin. Maybe I should wear a bunny suit on our next date!

Sam

He'd probably ask you to marry him!

Carly

Then we can honeymoon on Pee Wee Island!

Griffin

Real funny.

Carly

GRIFFIN! [makes shocked sound] I... I didn't know you were there!

Griffin

You were making fun of my Pee Wee Babies! What, you don't think Pee Wee Babies are cool?

Carly

Well, I just thought you were a different kind of guy.

Griffin

What kind?

Carly

The kind that doesn't collect Pee Wee Babies?

Griffin

Okay, look. If you can't accept my hobby, then maybe we should break up.

Griffin

Well?

Whee!

Don't break up with us, Carly!

Love us!

We can all get married!

And honeymoon on pee wee island!

The sand on the beach is made of sugar!

Whee! Whee!

Griffin

You know what? Forget it. We're over. [leaves]

Sam

Dude, he's walkin' out.

Carly

[relieved] Yeah...!