So you gonna break up with him?
I don't know. I don't wanna be a terrible person. Should I just keep dating him?
Why not? Hey, maybe you can double date. You know, you, him, Willy the Walrus and Peggy the Penguin...
Peter the Penguin. Maybe I should wear a bunny suit on our next date!
He'd probably ask you to marry him!
Then we can honeymoon on Pee Wee Island!
[The two giggle just as Griffin enters the studio, unamused]
Real funny.
GRIFFIN! [makes shocked sound] I... I didn't know you were there!
You were making fun of my Pee Wee Babies! What, you don't think Pee Wee Babies are cool?
Well, I just thought you were a different kind of guy.
What kind?
The kind that doesn't collect Pee Wee Babies?
Okay, look. If you can't accept my hobby, then maybe we should break up.
[Carly does not answer]
Well?
[Carly is about to say something, but then she imagines Pee Wee Babies circling over Griffin's head]
Whee!
Don't break up with us, Carly!
Love us!
We can all get married!
And honeymoon on pee wee island!
The sand on the beach is made of sugar!
Whee! Whee!
[Disturbed, Carly hesitates and says nothing to Griffin]
You know what? Forget it. We're over. [leaves]
Dude, he's walkin' out.
[relieved] Yeah...!
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