Nevel quotes from iCarly

Nevel

Okay, Freddie, I'm not scared of you.

Freddie

That's cool. (he shuts the door to the ring and locks it. A light appears that uncloaks Carly)

Carly

Hello, Nevel.

Nevel

I'm not scared of you, either. (after a bit of silence, another light appears that uncloaks Sam)

Sam

'Sup, Nevel?

Nevel

Okay, you I'm scared of.

Carly

Just admit it.

Nevel

Admit what?

Sam

That you tricked Shelby Marx with some fake video.

Carly

That made it look like I meant to tackle her grandmother.

Nevel

(fakes a gasp) I did no such thing. (Sam steps closer to him) Okay! I tricked Shelby! ...So? (a light appears that uncloaks Shelby)

Shelby

Hi, Nevel.

Nevel

Oh, dear. [Carly, Sam and Shelby start to close in on him] Oh, okay... what are you gonna do? Ladies, my pants are very expensive. [view cuts to outside the Seattle Super Center] AAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Nevel

Dill pickles, kosher pickles, sweet pick-- ah! Bread and butter pickles, last jar. [a little girl named Molly accidentally bumps into Nevel with a shopping cart] AAH! [drops the jar and it shatters] OH, NO!

I'm sorry.

Nevel

[angrily] Sorry? You're sorry?! THAT WAS THE LAST DANG JAR OF BREAD AND BUTTER PICKLES IN THIS STORE!! Where's your stupid mother?! Where is she?! [takes a lollipop out of Molly's shopping cart; calmly] Were you gonna buy this lollipop? [throws the lollipop down on the ground, shattering it] Well, now, it's broken!! [Molly starts crying] Not so fun, is it?! Oh, here we go! Sure! Cry it up! WELL, I'M CRYING ON THE INSIDE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY DANG BREAD AND BUTTER PICKLES! JERK!

Nevel

Must you eat your pudding so loudly?

Carly

Okay, Nevel, why are you here?

Sam

Yeah, why?

Freddie

You hate us.

Nevel

I don't hate anyone anymore except myself. Until I saw that video of me shouting at that little girl, I didn't realize what a terrible, awful person I really am.

Gibby

This pudding rocks.

Freddie

This is the WORST party ever.

Spencer

[feeling ashamed] Dude, I am so sorry. I didn't know you--

Freddie

[yells at Spencer] TWENTY TIMES?! You had to slam me twenty times?!

Spencer

[gives Freddie a pink stuffed unicorn] Here.

Carly

Why?!

Nevel

'Cause! You iCarlys were supposed to help me regain my popularity after the bread and butter pickle incident with that little girl, and you failed!

Sam

No, we didn't fail!

Carly

We did help you!

Sam

It's not our fault that afterwards and you went screamed at some dude in a wheelchair!

Nevel

He rolled over my foot and scratched my loafers!

Sam

Well, who gives a rat's--

Carly

[interrupting Sam] Sam.

Sam

What?! Don't you think--

Carly

Stop! Stop. [sighs] He's right.

Sam

What?!

Spencer

Carly?

Freddie

Are you kidding me?!

Carly

NO! After that video went viral of Nevel screaming at that man in a wheelchair... we should've done something to help him.

Sam

Why should've we helped him?

Carly

It's our fault!