Quinn quotes from How I Met Your Mother

Barney

It's mine. Did you have to replace the luggage too?

Quinn

By the time we land again you'll be wearing hot pink stilettos.

[sees box in bag] What's that?

Quinn

Yeah, what is that?

Barney

It's a magic box. You see, I'm something of a magician.

Open the box, sir.

Barney

[laughs] I can't do that. [K9 barks]

Sir, are there drugs in that box?

Barney

Oh no, he's probably barking because of the explosives. [officers draw firearms]

Quinn

Oh my God.

Tell us what's in the box right now!

Barney

I can't. Magician's Code.

Lily

[whispers to Marshall] I almost blurted out that Barney used to date Robin.

Quinn

Barney used to date Robin?! [Lily and Marshall are surprised]

Quinn

I have to pay 2,000 dollars every time I gain a pound?!

Barney

Not every time. Just if it shows up at the weekly weigh-in.

Robin

I just tore your mom away from a living version of a Nick Nolte mugshot and put her in a cab home. Thank you for abandoning me on what has been one of the worst nights of my life.

Quinn

[approaches Barney] So it's my usual fee, plus I always charge an extra hundred for girl-on-clown action.

Robin

What the hell is she doing here?

Barney

Robin I swear, nothing happened.

That means it's just hand stuff.

Barney

[tries to break up Robin and Quinn] Stop, stop, stop!

Robin

Sorry. Barney, this is unforgivable. [takes off and throws ring back at him] It's over. [leaves]

Quinn

[picks up ring] You know, I never got to do that. [throws ring at him and leaves]