Zoey quotes from How I Met Your Mother

Ted

Lily. You're a psychopath.

Lily

Little bit. [to student who gave her a panda drawing] Ah, a panda!

I thought about Lily's advice, and I figured, fear was worth a try. [Ted walks to picket line]

Zoey

Well, Professor Mosby, is there anything you want to say to us?

Ted

[to students] Anyone not in class tomorrow gets an F. [students are shocked]

Lily

You said that?

Well, technically they'd get an "Incomplete," but I thought "F" had a nice, scary ring to it.

Zoey

I'm coming with you.

Ted

No...I baste alone.

Zoey

Oh, I'm sure you're a master baster, Ted.

Marshall

The Blitz isn't something that can be bought or sold.

Zoey

Yeah, it's not like Ted's integrity.

Ted

Oh, what was that? I was distracted by the four-karat diamond your 53-year-old husband bought you.

Facial!

Ted

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a turturkeykey to baste.

Zoey

I'm coming with you.

Ted

No…I baste alone.

Zoey

Oh, I'm sure you're a master baster, Ted.

Zoey

Oh man, this movie is scary.

I know, right?

I don't know who he is, but I pictured him with a mustache.

Ted

Limit the search to guys with mustaches. Smart.

Anyway, soon the inevitable happened. She told me she was in love with someone else. Obviously, it made me angry.

Ted

And the, that was the last time you saw her...

...but I gathered my composure and told her I'd do anything to keep her. I begged her not to leave. We made love that night -

Ted

[spits out drink] It's damned good brandy.