Sandy Rivers quotes from How I Met Your Mother

Sandy Rivers

[to Robin] We should have sex.

Robin

What?

Rivers

Why not? We're both available, we're both attractive, we're both good at it. At least I'm good at it, and even if you're not, don't worry. I'll have a good time either way.

Robin

Well, moving past the horrifying image of your hair helmet clanging against the headboard, I don't get involved with people I work with.

Rivers

Get involved? Who said get involved? I'm just saying we should have sex. Having sex is fun! [he gives her his card and their news show starts] Phone number, call me anytime. [reads teleprompter] A lot of teams in action tonight...

Robin, this is -

Sandy Rivers

Robin!

You two know each other?

Rivers

Know each other? We've had sex! [employees are aghast]

Sandy Rivers

Robin, I got something for you. It's huge...and I want you on it.

Robin

Sandy, you were in the harassment video.

Why would you fire me?

Robin

Because nobody should be as happy as you are! [goes to door and opens it] and also, your cookies? They're only... pretty good.

[tries to step out but turns back at her] Robin, is this really about me?

Robin

[cracking] No its not. [Patrice embraces her]

Sandy Rivers

[enters] The old fire and bang. Respect, Scherbatsky.

Robin

I'm sorry. It's just that seeing you with Barney has run up some old feelings - and I really don't like feelings, but that's not your fault or Barney's fault. It's just really hard seeing you with him.