[Robin has confronted Barney on bailing over dinner with his mom]
I just tore your mom away from a living version of a Nick Nolte mugshot and put her in a cab home. Thank you for abandoning me on what has been one of the worst nights of my life.
[approaches Barney] So it's my usual fee, plus I always charge an extra hundred for girl-on-clown action.
What the hell is she doing here?
Robin I swear, nothing happened.
That means it's just hand stuff.
[tries to break up Robin and Quinn] Stop, stop, stop!
Sorry. Barney, this is unforgivable. [takes off and throws ring back at him] It's over. [leaves]
[picks up ring] You know, I never got to do that. [throws ring at him and leaves]
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