Nora quotes from How I Met Your Mother

Nora

Barney, what I'm about to say is gonna sound a little weird, but, I'm think I'm starting to like you, so I have to say it.

Barney

Well, for what it's worth, I'm not easily shocked...unless you dump water on me, 'cause I'm [gestures to his heart monitor and mimics electrocution]... what is it?

Nora

I wanna get married. Not tonight, or even to you necessarily, but that's what I want, and if that's gonna scare you off, I'd rather it scare you off now. I want a family, I want to live in a house, with a garden with a tree for kids to climb. I want to go to sleep every night with the same person by my side, and wake up next to him in the morning - every morning - for the rest of my life. Just thought you should know that.

[Reading Barney's heart monitor] What happened at 8:46 PM last night.?

Barney

Well let's see, Wheel of Fortune, naked push ups, naked chin ups... oh I was at dinner.

Nora

[at dinner] Barney, what I'm about to say is gonna sound a little weird, but, I'm think I'm starting to like you, so I have to say it.

Barney

Well, for what it's worth, I'm not easily shocked...unless you dump water on me, 'cause I'm [gestures to his heart monitor and mimics electrocution]... what is it?

Nora

I wanna get married. Not tonight, or even to you necessarily, but that's what I want, and if that's gonna scare you off, I'd rather it scare you off now. I want a family, I want to live in a house, with a garden with a tree for kids to climb. I want to go to sleep every night with the same person by my side, and wake up next to him in the morning - every morning - for the rest of my life. Just thought you should know that.

Nora

Ok, let's skip ahead. What's the worst one? The lowest of the low? The crème de la creepy?

Barney

Oh, I once pulled the Soul Man. There was this beautiful girl who only dated black guys- [black woman at next booth overhears and looks in their direction]

Barnelle!?! Ooh, I knew it! [walks out]

Barney

I know you're old, and I've been struggling with it, but when I look at you, and I don't care, because I really like you...and because for 37, you're keeping it really tight!

Nora

You think I'm 37?

Barney

If you were actually 29, then you would have been a little kid the first time you saw the Ewoks, and you would have loved them.

Nora

Barney, I never saw any of the Star Wars movies until last year.

Barney

You...you're 29?! [embraces Nora] You still have one good year left -

Nora

[Surprised] What?

Barney

Nothing...[kisses Nora]