I just want us to be friends.
Funny. That's the last thing I want us to be.
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I just want us to be friends.
Funny. That's the last thing I want us to be.
You're late.
You're fat.
I'm not stressed... beyond the stress induced by you telling me how stressed I am.
Patients are boring, as people. This one, I'm sure, was no exception. But her situation was interesting. Besides I was still avoiding Wilson. No better way to avoid than leaving the hospital.
Aren't therapists supposed to be nurturing?
Nowhere... is that in the manual.
Have you gotten any other people angry at you over anything?
Well, yeah. That's why I called it an ordinary week.
Crush syndrome is basically a buildup of potassium. If we remove potassium...
We're already treating with sodium bicarbonate.
But not with glucose and Insulin. Glucose in the Kit. There's gotta be a diabetic here somewhere.
You wanna dose the Insulin here in a non-hospital setting? That is insane! It's not worth it.
Really? 'Cause I think I'm the only one here who knows what a leg is worth. And fortunately, you're not the one in charge--he is. And he knows that I'd testify against him if Hanna sues for cutting off a leg without exhausting every option.
[to fireman] Give us a minute. [To House] I know you're angry, but please don't put her life at risk just to get back at me.
Really? Wow. So this is all about you now.
You took her side against me right after you heard about my engagement.
Yeah. That must be it. It's not that you're a pathetic narcissist.
I don't love you. So just... Accept it and move on with your life instead of making everyone miserable.
That's great. A life lesson from a middle-aged single mom who's dating a man-child.
Screw you. I'm sick of making excuses for you. I'm sick of other people having to tiptoe around you and make their own lives worse while they try to keep you from collapsing. I'm done.
Fantastic. Just stay away from my patient.
What are you clinging to, House? You're gonna to risk her life just to save her leg? Really worked out well for you, didn't it? What do you have in your life, honestly? Tell me. I'm moving on. Wilson is moving on. And you... You've got nothing, House. Nothing. I'm going down there, and I'm gonna convince her to let me cut her leg off. If you have any decency left, you'll just stay out of it.
You asked me how I'd hurt my leg. I had a blood clot, and the muscle was dying. And I had all these doctors telling me I should amputate, and I said no, and they did this... Very risky operation. I almost died.
But you saved your leg.
I wish I hadn't. They cut out a chunk of muscle about the size of my fist, and they left me with this mutilated, useless thing. I'm in pain... every day. It changed me. Made me a harder person, a worse person. And now... Now I'm alone. You don't want to be like me. You got a husband who loves you. You have friends. You can start a family. You have a life. And this... This is just a leg.
You can't blame yourself for her death. This wasn't your fault!
THAT'S THE POINT!! I did everything right, she died anyway! Why the hell do you think that would make me feel any better?!
You shouldn't be alone right now. You're bleeding.
I'm gonna give you a task as an employee. Get out of my way.
[sees Thirteen put an envelope on House's desk] What's that?
I'm asking for some time off.
What's wrong? [Thirteen doesn't respond] Are you okay?
Obviously not.
I ended it.
What?
I'm stuck, House. I keep wanting to move forward, I keep wanting to move on, and I can't. I mean, my new house, with my new fiancé, and all I can think about is you. I just need to know if you and I can work.
You think I can fix myself?
I don't know.
'Cause I'm the most screwed up person in the world.
I know. I love you. I wish I didn't. But I can't help it.
[Wilson is knocking on the door.]
Just let him in.
No! He's like a stray... he'll eat everything, shed all over the place, and crap on the floor.
[Answers cell phone] Hi, this is Gregory House. I can't take your call at the moment. Please leave a message. If this is Wilson, I'm fine. Not suicidal. Not on drugs. Coping very well with the loss of my last patient. So feel free to go about your day without worrying. Beeeeep.
[both outside House's door and on cell phone] House, you can't just NOT show up to work. What's Cuddy going to say?
If this is still Wilson, she gave me the day off and tomorrow. [Cuddy glares at him.] Okay, maybe not tomorrow, but today. I'm fine. Now go away! ...........beeeeeeeep.
So you gonna ask me about this Huntington's trial? And by ask I mean give me your opinion.
No. There's one thing, though....will you have sex with me?
...what?
Well, this trial means you're leaving right away. I was playing a long game. Deadlines have been moved up.
I really do have to leave.
I know.
Then what's the problem?
This isn't going to work.
....that's it? You can't just say that and shut up.
It's just a statement of fact, it's not a debatable proposition.
Right...because you can see the future.
No, but I can see the past and you're going to remember all the horrible things I've done and try to convince yourself that I've changed and I'm going to start doing those horrible things again because I haven't changed...then you'll realize that I'm an insane choice for someone who has a kid. And from there it's a short step to the inevitable conclusion that all of this...was a mistake. Tell me any of that isn't true.
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