TV show quotes
I still don't know why I said that. It's not even true. I did love you. Just... not in a way that would have ever worked.
Why not?
Because everything you said is true. I'm a mess. I married a man I knew was dying. So... God knows how screwed up I already was. Him dying messed me up even more. I pushed you out of my life. And I'm-I'm un-unfixable. Not you.
People change, House.
Sure. They get older, ovaries start drying up, and nice guys like you look attractive again.
All it takes is one bad eyeball.
Or testicle, cow brain or my personal favorite, [looks at Chase eating] pig rectum with a side order of sphincter.
[Chase looks back at her and takes a big bite of his sandwich]
I think they call that breakfast in Australia.
Hey. I can't believe I'm about to say this. Sam...
Told you so.
No, she didn't dump me. She wants to get to know you better.
Damn it. I never should have let her see me naked.
It goes against all my instincts, but I said all right.
Why?
She thinks I was hiding her from you.
You were.
I don't want her to know.
So you're asking me to condone a relationship based on lies and mistrust.
Yeah.
When and where?
I thought you were gonna tell her.
It's not my call, but if you ask me, she's waiting for you to.
Knights are supposed to be selfless.
Right, they conquered countries and built castles by being selfless. Bravery and loyalty are great qualities, for soldiers. If you want to be king, sometimes you have to be willing to take what's yours.
I guess you've never heard the expression, "gas chromatography machines don't lie."
Neither does Miles. He's the best knight I've ever known. It's why he was chosen king.
Miles is a jealous idiot. And you're just an idiot.
So we flirt, it's fun.
It's dangerous. That woman would totally do you.
You think? Nothing is going to happen.
All I'm saying is if you want to be on a diet, you might want to stop hanging out by the dessert cart.
Not that I could ever do it. I was jealous of House, and Cameron never touched him.
Not counting the emotional fondling.
So the only time you're not interested in my marriage is after you blow it up?
You were the moron who took marital advice from Tila Tequila.
A woman who likes sex must be sick?
Just because everybody in this room wishes that all women were horny all the time, doesn't make it so.
Seriously? Our patient's dying and we can't move past my sex life?
Seriously, you think it'd kill her if we spent 15 seconds mocking you?
I woke up in the wrong bed this morning.
Any bed you're in is the wrong one.
That's not what your mama said. Oh! Snap.
I'll be going now. To Human Resources.
I'm gonna check out this new lesbian bar tonight.
Your life is awesome.
Yeah, it sucks what he's doing to her too. But it's hardly the same. To be faithful to his wife, our patient has to deny his identity. Taub just needs to...
Resist his biological imperative.
It is easier to say no to dessert than to pretend you don't eat.
Says someone who's obviously never been on a diet.
If history is written by the victor, how do we find out what really happened?
Talk to the loser.
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