I woke up in the wrong bed this morning.
Any bed you're in is the wrong one.
That's not what your mama said. Oh! Snap.
I'll be going now. To Human Resources.
“The Choice” · Season 6, Episode 20
In this episode: Gregory House (5), Thirteen (2), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (1), Robert Chase (1)
I woke up in the wrong bed this morning.
Any bed you're in is the wrong one.
That's not what your mama said. Oh! Snap.
I'll be going now. To Human Resources.
I'm gonna check out this new lesbian bar tonight.
Your life is awesome.
Yeah, it sucks what he's doing to her too. But it's hardly the same. To be faithful to his wife, our patient has to deny his identity. Taub just needs to...
Resist his biological imperative.
It is easier to say no to dessert than to pretend you don't eat.
Says someone who's obviously never been on a diet.
If history is written by the victor, how do we find out what really happened?
Talk to the loser.
I just want us to be friends.
Funny. That's the last thing I want us to be.
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