Gestapo man came to camp and I wasn't told?! Where was I?
Listening to the World Series, with the rest of us.
Well. First things first.
S4 E1Clearance Sale at the Black Market
S4 E4Hogan's Trucking Service... We Deliver the Factory to You
Hogan, I want my car!
You'll have it, sir, sooner than you expect.
How can it be sooner than I expect when it is already later than I thought?! Hogan, I have a dinner date, and I want my car by 7 o'clock!
You'll have it, sir, you have my promise.
I can have your promise anytime I want; this time I want my car!
S4 E6Man's Best Friend Is Not His Dog
Oh, General Burkhalter! What a pleasure to see you!
Klink! Why is it that you get more of a pleasure seeing me then I do seeing you?
S4 E7Never Play Cards With Strangers
Now, I understand that General von Trager appreciates all of the good things in life.
Then why is he staying here?
I must tell you, Herr General, that I am not the greatest bridge player in the world.
Have you ever played with grown ups before, sir?
S4 E12Will the Blue Baron Strike Again?
The Blue Baron is leaving.
S4 E15The Missing Klink
Hogan, where's my car? You promised it would be parked and waiting for me. It is not parked and waiting for me. Why isn't it, and where is it?
Well, I-
"8:00," you said. "Promise?" I said? "On my word of honor," you said. "8:00 sharp," I said. "Not one second later," you said.
Did I say a.m. or p.m.?
It is now 9:30.
Colonel Klink, I want you to know I understand your annoyance.
Oh, I understand it, too. But what I don't understand is where's my car?
Well, let's be fair now. Do you by any chance recall what you wanted done to the car?
To have it washed.
And waxed. Don't shrug off the toughest part. Do you know how long it takes for a good wax job? I've never heard anything more ridiculous!
Hogan, I have to pick up General Burkhalter at the station in 45 minutes.
General Burkhalter?
Yes.
Your car will be ready.(Rushes to the door)
Without fail?
Put yourself in my hands.(Rushes outside)
The idea of Klink being a British agent is ridiculous!
HHochetetter
Ya, I could not believe it myself, but you were here. You heard the phone ring. You saw me write down the message, so you know I'm not crazy.
Yes, I heard the phone ring. I saw you say "mares eat oats." And I watched you eat a wad of paper.
The plans, you gave him the plans!
Those plans are for a dirigible, a big bag filled with hot air, just like you!
S4 E19Watch the Trains Go By
What good are enemies if you can't depend on 'em?
S4 E22The Purchasing Plan
How did you know the Colonel was gonna accept the assignment?
Easy. I read it in his face. Every time there's a tough one, his left eyebrow goes up.
Sir, it may cost a lot more, but may I remind you, we have never had an escape at Stalag 13!
Then perhaps you should! It might be cheaper.
[...]
Klink, I warn you: Keep expenses down, get your house in order, or the next time you want caviar, you won't have to import it. You can catch your own on the Volga.
S4 E26Happy Birthday, Dear Hogan
A gift for the one man who's got everything. An ammo dump.
Klink! You are succeeding to do by yourself what millions of Allied soldiers are unable to do. Bring the Third Reich to it's knees! Bahhhhh!
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