Hogan, where's my car? You promised it would be parked and waiting for me. It is not parked and waiting for me. Why isn't it, and where is it?
Well, I-
"8:00," you said. "Promise?" I said? "On my word of honor," you said. "8:00 sharp," I said. "Not one second later," you said.
Did I say a.m. or p.m.?
It is now 9:30.
Colonel Klink, I want you to know I understand your annoyance.
Oh, I understand it, too. But what I don't understand is where's my car?
Well, let's be fair now. Do you by any chance recall what you wanted done to the car?
To have it washed.
And waxed. Don't shrug off the toughest part. Do you know how long it takes for a good wax job? I've never heard anything more ridiculous!
Hogan, I have to pick up General Burkhalter at the station in 45 minutes.
General Burkhalter?
Yes.
Your car will be ready.(Rushes to the door)
Without fail?
Put yourself in my hands.(Rushes outside)
