Sir, it may cost a lot more, but may I remind you, we have never had an escape at Stalag 13!
Then perhaps you should! It might be cheaper.
[...]
Klink, I warn you: Keep expenses down, get your house in order, or the next time you want caviar, you won't have to import it. You can catch your own on the Volga.
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