I could be shot for being a spy.
You're not really a spy, you'd be in uniform.
In uniform, they'd shoot me for being a traitor. Please, not while I'm eating.
Just think what you'd be doing for your country. It could help shorten the war in Italy.
It could also shorten my life.
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