Hans Georg Schultz quotes from Hogan's Heroes

Schultz

[entering Klink's office] Herr Kommandant, Major Pruhst here to see you.

Klink

Major Pruhst? I've never heard of him.

General Burkhalter

If I'm not discussing this with Colonel Hogan, why are you?

Klink

I don't know.

General Burkhalter

Then stop talking to him!

Klink

Schultz! Tell Colonel Hogan that I do not wish to discuss it with him.

Schultz

Colonel Hogan, Colonel Klink does not wish to discuss it with you.

Hogan

Tell Colonel Klink he's gonna be in as much trouble as General Burkhalter!

General Burkhalter

Klink! Tell Schultz to tell Hogan I'm in no trouble.

Klink

Schultz! Tell Colonel Hogan that General Burkhalter is in no trouble.

Schultz

Colonel Hogan, Colonel Klink says that-

Hogan

They're both gonna be in trouble if they don't get rid of that rocket launcher!

General Burkhalter

Klink! Tell him he can't threaten me!

Klink

Schultz! Tell him he can't threaten him!

Schultz

General Burkhalter told Colonel Kli-

Hogan

This is my last warning!

General Burkhalter

I don't take warnings from prisoners!

Klink

Neither do I!

Hogan

You will this time!

Schultz

PLEASE! Wait for me!