Hogan, I was wondering if you were aware of the fact that this is a prison camp.
[Laughing] Well, if it isn't, you're wasting a lotta guards and barbed wire fences!
[Visibly annoyed] That's very amusing. Ha ha ha!
Nothing like a good laugh, is there, sir?
MPMajor Pruhst
So that is Colonel Hogan?
MPMajor Pruhst
Yes. I know all about him. Born in Ohio, graduated from the Aviation Cadets- third in his class!
[Uncomfortably] Well, their standards are much lower than ours.
[entering Klink's office] Herr Kommandant, Major Pruhst here to see you.
Major Pruhst? I've never heard of him.
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