Helga quotes from Hey Arnold!

Gerald

The train stopped!

Helga

No kidding, Einstein.

Wait a minute! Wait a minute, everybody! I got something to say!

Helga

We know. We know.

Get out of your house.

No, no, not that. I got something else to say.

Your word is "qualm".

Bob

[having seen everything] Qualm? She's heard that story a million times. She's got it. She's got it!

Helga

Let's see. Qualm. Q-U-A-L...

Bob

You got it!

Helga

[shrugs] X?

Bob

WHAT?!

That is incorrect. Arnold is the new champion.

Olga

[after getting a B plus] I can't believe. I— I've never even gotten an A-minus!

Helga

Well, you know what they say. The older you get, the brain cells are the first to go.

I don't know, Helga. I've always wanted to have a brother or a sister. I always thought those relationships were kinda special.

Helga

Yeah, well, what do you know? Olga is evil. She's a pompous, overbearing, arrogant witch. Only this time, I've got her beat.

Okay. Forget I mentioned it.

Helga

[in fantasy sequence] What's it like to fly?

the Angel It's OK.

Olga

You must think I'm pretty lucky, all the attention I get from Mom and Dad. I have to be perfect all the time and perform like some kind of wind-up doll. I get really sick of it. You're lucky that they don't even notice you.

Helga

Thanks.

Olga

Hey, what are sisters for?

Helga

I don't know.

If I hit the lever, maybe I can stop it. [Cup misses lever]

Helga

[Mimicking Arnold] If I can hit the lever, maybe I can stop it.

[Thinking] I hope they stop in time.

Helga

[Thinking] Boy, he smells good.

Helga

[About the monkey] Doesn't it do anything else?

Can't she do anything else?!

Helga

I think you're... okay. I mean, you're a real okay, guy, and I think you're okay.

[Smiles and pats her on the arm] Thanks, Helga, you're okay, too. [leaves]

Helga

He thinks I'm okay and he touched me! [scene changes to outside] And I'm not a monkey!

Helga

[As a monkey] Arnold, I love you, but I never had the guts to tell you.

But you're not Helga, you're a monkey, a monkey girl.

Helga

[about Lila] Well, everything's back to normal.

Rhonda

She's Little Miss Perfect again.

Phoebe

She's funny and smart, and pretty and popular.

Helga

And you know what the worst part is? I like her.

Yeah, me too.

Curly

I wanted to go as pirates.

Harold

No, Vikings.

Phoebe

How about clowns?

Helga

We're all going as aliens because the whole purpose of Halloween is to scare people and make them give you candy.

Helga

Arn-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld!

[Halfway across town] Did you hear something just now?

Gerald

No.