Helga quotes from Hey Arnold!

Helga

I love Arnold! There, I said it! I love him! I love him! Arnold! Arnold! Arnold! I'm absitively posolutly in love with the boy! I want to grow up having a fabulous life, traveling around the world with him! Coffee in Paris, roses sailboats, the whole nine yards, I want to have a perfume named after us "Arnold Helga!" I Love ARNOLD!

Helga

If you ever tell anyone, I'll rip your tongue out and wrap it around your neck!

Helga

[Thinking after Arnold picks a daisy for her] Arnold just gave me a flower! I think I'm gonna die!

Helga

Thanks, Arnold. I really appreciate all that you've done for me. You know, except the part where you made me go blind.

Helga

[thinks when she dances with Arnold] I'm actually dancing cheek-to-cheek with Arnold! He's holding me tight, his hair smells yummy... Oh, who am I kid din'?! I love this guy! Maybe I should stop torturing him? Nah, this is way too much fun!

Helga

I'd rather watch paint dry.

Helga

Let's go practice being spontaneous.

Helga

Actually it was just just gas, doc said you'll be fine as soon as you lay off the double rocks and lambs.

Miriam

Helga? The door's locked, honey, what are you doing in there?

Helga

Nothing.

Miriam

Oh... okay.

Helga

Did you happen to see a collection of seemingly useless junk randomly arranged behind a curtain in my closet for no apparent reason?

Miriam

Ah huh, dear. I threw it all out.

Helga

WHAT?!

Helga's not a girl, Helga's not a girl! [Boys repeat Harold singing "Helga's Not a Girl"]

Helga

That's it, you're dead. [Harold screams]

You know what, Gerald?

Helga

Not girl enough, humph, what a bunch of crap, I am too a girl, I'm pretty, I'm feminine, I'm delicate.

Oh, excuse me, young man.

Helga

I'm a GIRL!

Rhonda

Did you hear something?

Harold

The horror, the horror!

Helga

[to Harold] Come back here, you big chicken! [Girls laugh evilly at Harold.]

Big Bob Pataki

Ugh! Now the sun's going down. It's getting kind of cool up here. I think I should turn off this mis... [Turns knob and it explodes, sending Bob into a tree. Helga, Phoebe, Gerald, and Arnold ran up to Bob.]

Phoebe

Are you okay, Mr. Pataki?

Big Bob Pataki

Am I okay?! LOOK AT ME! The food's gone, my neck's burn, the mister doesn't work, and to top it all off — WE'RE LOST!

Helga

Lost?! I thought you knew where we were!

Big Bob Pataki

I've been lost ever since we saw those signs in Spanish.

We could take the crosstown bus.

Helga

You mean that one?

Harold

Well, we could walk.

Helga

WALK?! It'll take days! We'll freeze to death! We'll be eaten by pigeons, or worse... eaten by RATS! [shudders] I hate rats!