Helga quotes from Hey Arnold!

Helga

[eating chocolates] One for Helga... none for Olga.

Helga

[on Arnold's advice] If only I could be that kind... but I'm not, so that's that.

Helga

[on her parents' concern for Olga] Even when she's out of the way, she still ruins everything for me. Helga slams door on Olga Ah, much better.

Helga

[after telling the truth, and now it's back to the parents praising Olga and punishing Helga] Everything's back to normal, bucko.

Helga

Boys are so stupid.

Helga

[in another moment of dramatic lovesickness] Arnold, my love, though I shun you in public, berating you, and insulting you, tis only to hide my true feelings of love and adoration [sighs] oh when will I find the strength to express my strange, but nearly uncontrollable affections for you? Hopefully not today or tomorrow because it would be embrassing and humiliating, but perhaps someday in the distant future...yes someday. [punches an upside down Brainy's face sticking out of a treehole]

Helga

What did your grandmother stuff these with, Football Head? socks?

Helga

So the thing is, Patty, I realized you're a human being too, and you have felines...? ooh, ooh, feelings!

Helga

Great! You lost the directions; we’re totally lost on the road to nowhere, with a map of Wankyland!

Helga

The worst part is, I did this to myself! If only I had left what I wrote on the wall, if only I wasn't so gutless, maybe Arnold would be cosying up to me, instead of that Little Miss Perfect phony Lila.

Helga

Oh, who am I kidding? I'll never be able to replace her! Oh, if only I had supported her in her moment of distinction instead of assailing her with cruel words!

Helga

[Trying to convince Arnold to help people again] Look at me, I'm terrible at giving advice. I have no moral conscience whatsoever. If you won't do this for me, do it for your stupid friends out there. Trust me, they're completely lost without you.

Helga

What are you looking at?

Helga

Hey, who's the skirt?

Young Helga

I love you, Arnold, and I wanna marry you.