Arnold quotes from Hey Arnold!

[Thinking] I hope they stop in time.

Helga

[Thinking] Boy, he smells good.

You've gotta do it, Eugene, it's time.

[depressingly] Goodbye, Henry.

[tearfully] Oh, I can't do it, Arnold, [he sobs a bit] I've had Henry ever since he was a little baby goldfish.

I'll flush it for you, here.

Wait!

Helga

I think you're... okay. I mean, you're a real okay, guy, and I think you're okay.

[Smiles and pats her on the arm] Thanks, Helga, you're okay, too. [leaves]

Helga

He thinks I'm okay and he touched me! [scene changes to outside] And I'm not a monkey!

Helga

[As a monkey] Arnold, I love you, but I never had the guts to tell you.

But you're not Helga, you're a monkey, a monkey girl.

Curly

Yeah, I like Licorice, so what? Kidnapping is not my game — too messy!

Gerald

Then where were you, handsome?

Curly

Alright I'll tell ya but you have to keep it under your hat, see.

We'll see about that.

Gerald

I don't think you're in the position to give orders.

Curly

I was at a ballet lesson Madame Bovary's school for boys.

Gerald

Ballet lessons? Oh, come on.

Curly

[dancing] Plié, jeté. See, I ain't joking.

Gerald

Hey, he's pretty good.

All right, he checks out.

Grandpa

[explaining about the kids in alien costumes] The news is all over town. The city is in panic.

Gerald

Uh oh.

The news station must have picked up our broadcast. Grandpa, what happened to the kids after you saw them?

Helga

Arn-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld!

[Halfway across town] Did you hear something just now?

Gerald

No.

Gerald

We're going to beat them?

Sorry, I got carried away.

Helga

Nice going head boy, now we're all going to get carried away, On stretchers! They're fifth graders! They older, bigger, more brutal.

Size isn't everything Helga, maybe we're smarter.

Helga

Smarter, being smarter doesn't have to do with anything with football.

I'm telling you, Rhonda, I really don't know anything about fashion.

Rhonda

[reading fashion magazine] Hmmm. Okay, tell me this: do red and orange go together?

Uhhh...

Rhonda

Of course not. You know that, and I know that. But try to tell that to Nadine — she doesn't listen.

[on the phone to Nadine] Hang on, I've got another call.

Rhonda

I knew it. You're talking to her, aren't you, Arnold? What is she saying about me? I kept hearing this little click and I knew you were on the other line, to her, talking behind my back. Nadine was always jealous. She's jealous, isn't she, Arnold?

I'll die!

You won't die, Stinky.

No, I will, I'll die! Lay down and die like an old dog.

Gerald

Why are you reading this junk? [teases] Oh, right, you have a crush on Miss Felter...

I like poetry, it has nothing to do with her.

Gerald

Right. Later, man.

Oh soft, what light from yonder window breaks? It is the east... [Gerald pauses] ... and... Miss Felter is the sun.

Gerald

[In disgust] That's it, now I'm pukin'.

Gerald

You set a beautiful table, my fair señÑorita. [purrs]

Do I have to purr?

Gerald

Yes, chicks dig the purr!

You set a beautiful table, my fair señorita.

Muchas gracias.

Aw, enchilada.