Arnold quotes from Hey Arnold!

[using his instincts] Camp, should be right... there! [the group cheers happily] But we've got to follow this path around because...

Big Bob

Forget the path, kid! Camp's right there! [runs through the tall bushes alone and back into the camp cheering to himself]

I was just going to say, because that's poison ivy.

Gerald

So I hear you got a package for that secret guy, Mr. Smith.

Yeah, and I alone have been shouldered with the weighty responsibility of it's safety.

Gerald

Cool, let's open it.

See you tomorrow, Arnold.

See ya, Frankie.

Gerald

There something I don't like about that Frankie G guy.

Well maybe you're just bummed cause there's actually someone around cooler than you for a change.

I said I like you, kid! You got potential!

You want my pencil?

Gerald

Who'd you say was the coolest again?

You're a Bold kid, Gerald.

Gerald

Wait a minute. That's my line.

We could take the crosstown bus.

Helga

You mean that one?

Harold

Well, we could walk.

Helga

WALK?! It'll take days! We'll freeze to death! We'll be eaten by pigeons, or worse... eaten by RATS! [shudders] I hate rats!

Okay, Gerald, we're almost there. Now at times the things you see may confuse or even frighten you. But just remember, everyone is essentially harmless.

Gerald

Arnold, relax. I've been here before. Besides, how weird can your house be?

Gerald

[about Ernie] Man, he was creepy.

Ya, and he likes you.

[practicing his spelling] Phlegm. P-H-L-E.....um......

Grandpa

[walks in] G-M, Phlegm! When you get to be my age, that's a word you use a lot.

I don't know, Helga. I've always wanted to have a brother or a sister. I always thought those relationships were kinda special.

Helga

Yeah, well, what do you know? Olga is evil. She's a pompous, overbearing, arrogant witch. Only this time, I've got her beat.

Okay. Forget I mentioned it.

Helga

[in fantasy sequence] What's it like to fly?

the Angel It's OK.

Grandpa

Hey, where you going?

To take a long, hard look at my life.

Grandpa

Well, while you’re there, would you pick up a quart of milk?

Hey, Grandpa, I've got a problem.

Shoot it at me, Short Man.

You see there's this big jerk who says.....

Grandpa

— says he's gonna beat you up, eh?

Yeah.

Grandpa

Gonna give you 24 hours to dangle, eh?

That's right!

Grandpa

Wants to pound you flat and use your face for 2nd base, eh?

Yeah, yeah! What should I do?

Grandpa

I have no idea. But there's one thing I do know, never eat raspberries. [Holds his stomach] Excuse me a sec.[Grandpa runs to the bathroom]

If I hit the lever, maybe I can stop it. [Cup misses lever]

Helga

[Mimicking Arnold] If I can hit the lever, maybe I can stop it.