Arnold quotes from Hey Arnold!

[gasps] A map!? It must be the same route my parents took on their last trip to the jungle! [excitedly runs back inside] Grandma! Grandpa! You have to see this! I found a map!

[reading headstone] "Here lies Cynthia Snell. She lived her life and went straight to..." I can't read the rest.

So far, we know our suspect is female, lives in the tri-state area, and is somewhere between the ages of eight... and eighty-seven.

Gerald

[sarcastically] Oh, we're doing good...

Gerald

Looking like a field trip, ha, Arnold?

Huh? Oh, are we in the Aquarium yet?

Gerald

Not yet.

Gerald

Well, we better get there soon, everybody's getting kind of restless.

Awesome.

Gerald

Arnold! Hey Arnold! The Jolly Olly man's gone insane! He's passing out free ice-cream! Come on down!

No! I'm not coming down without my hat! Ever! For the rest of my life!

Gerald

Okay. More ice-cream for me.

Gerald

He'll chase you down and pulverize you.

How can he if he never leaves his stoop?

Gerald

Arnold, you're bold. Bold and crazy.

Helga's a girl.

Gerald

She is? Glances at Helga Oh, yeah, I always forget.

Helga's not a girl, Helga's not a girl! [Boys repeat Harold singing "Helga's Not a Girl"]

Helga

That's it, you're dead. [Harold screams]

You know what, Gerald?

Gerald

[As a rainstorm occurs to restore everyone's sanity] It's a miracle!

[now terrified of the kids.] I am outta here! [drives away]

Got a little crazy back there, didn't it?

Gerald

Don't blame yourself. It was the heat.

Well, it's nice to have things back to normal.

Grandpa

That's the problem with society today.

What, we got no work ethic?

Grandpa

No, you got no play ethic!

Brainy? What are you doing here?

Um. wheeze Something.

There is no haunted train.

Grandpa

Well, now I didn’t say that.

[Into a mirror] Hey! You talkin' to me? You... talkin' to me?

Grandpa Phil

No, I didn't say anything.

Mr. Hyunh

How big was this punk?

Big.

Mr. Hyunh

Big punk?

Big.

Mr. Hyunh

Big huh?

Grandpa

Oh, simmer down, you hot-headed loony!

Grandpa

Now remember, only do this under adult supervision. Red and sweet are good to eat, but I swear by this sonnet, green will make you vomit.

[swallows] I thought it was green and sweet are good to eat.

Grandpa

No, I've been saying it all morning. Red and sweet. Red and sweet.

Excuse me a minute. [Arnold runs off screen and vomits]

Grandpa

[sarcastically] You're vomiting, aren't you, Arnold?