Mochi-America quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

Dude, I think the World Conference can convene. Solving all of today's problems by talking excessively! No matter how hard it seems, we can fix anything with enough meetings and photo ops. Feel free to speak honestly while protecting your chances for re-election. I'll go first! About that whole using global warming to enslave humanity thing, I think we'll be okay if we genetically engineer a huge hero and have her protect the Earth - I give you the super hero, 'Globoman'!

You Frenchies just love to hate America. Why not go back to making us hot green chick statues like you used to?

I feel like we’re summoning the devil!!!

Ok, we’re so afraid of the Axis (nom) and so agreeing everyone (nom) I think it’s the one who’s secretly in love with Britain and (nom) and though he’s SECRETLY IN LOOOVE WITH BRITAIN haha (nom) I cannot see around it; I did nothing!

My vocabulary can be intimidating.

I’ll stop eating this absurd pile of hamburgers so you can focus better. (sluuuuurp) Axis (sluuuuurp) bad guys (sluuuuurp) Allies (sluuuuurp) good guys…

Ah… and the hero is me!!

Yo Britain, I totally just caught Italy.

This dude is lame. Maybe we should make him work

Okay, so what now.

What?!

He's such a pain, let's put him in jail or something.

You're not helping.

Rock out, Britain!

Ok! So, like I’ve designed a really sweet attack plan, which I’m calling Attack Plan Alpha, like alpha dog. Woof! I think it makes use of our strengths in the best way possible. Britain goes in suicidal! It’s your Charge of the Light Brigade routine!