Sealand quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

Hello! I’m Sealand, the world’s smallest nation! I’m a very small country with only four citizens and just over 200 square meters! Those are like yards, which are like feet, only bigger! We also have cleaning supplies and a goat! Sometimes I ride the goat when swabbing the deck. And that is not a euphemism for anything. I’m actually an old abandoned British fort! After we were left here on our own, we crowned a prince, and he declared our independence! He also made a law we had to call him Super Larry! I may be small, but I’ve got a big heart! I’ve also got a big birthmark in the shape of a transistor radio, but I can’t show it to you. Currently, all we have to offer people is an official noble title, starting at £29 apiece. That’s cheap! You get to choose between being a lord, lady, baron, or baroness! Great Britain will rue the day they left us!

Right away! I’ll be there next! My tape idea isn’t working!

UWAAA How did you figure it out; I curled my hair and everything!!

That stung, you bully! And not only was it unnecessary, it was quite rude.

Today I'm going to get presents from every Santa in the world! Everyone always loves to buy stuff for their cute and adorable relatives like me! Alright, jerk-britain Santa, you better be listening!

NOT EVEN THE GUARD-(can't make out what he's saying sorry :( )

Hey, you remember me? I’m Sealand! I found you by using the interwebs; I’m wicked good at that kind of thing! I brought my entire country to rescue you!

Hm! Don’t worry everybody, I promise you can just leave this whole thing to me!

Maybe for you, but I’ll be fine! Hm! Hahaha! All systems go! I modified every bit of my land just for this moment!