Narrator quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

France… Their killer technique is… Profiting from the sidelines.

Even after that, Canada’s turn never came.

I’m almost certain this would be a good idea nowadays. Think about it; naked men fighting, wrestling, hocking—ok, maybe not hocking, but for all its power, the male form is rendered kinda silly when naked. Especially naked throwing a javelin…

Italians are infectious. Or rather, its just that Japanese people get influenced very easily. But Germans are German wherever they go.

To be continued!

In any era, wars lead to various shortages. And among these shortages, what's troubling them right now is the shortage of coffee.

But Mr. Germany wanted to do something about it, so he started research on a substitute for coffee.

The Earth, she's a big blue ball buster who takes no crap from anyone, so like me. She's home to the W Academy, a unique school, where the countries of the world hone their mutant pow- hmph- I mean, live the student life.

Having gotten to the bottom of things, they published their issue and lived snackily ever after! Especially him(Italy).

Once upon a time, once upon a very different time, believe it or not, Russia was the one being bullied. Those mean old kids from Mongolia used to chase him around and then, a rather strange child joined them.

The Teutonic Knights later became the delight known as Prussia. Back then, lonely Russia thought the world would be a better place if only Lithuania would be friends with him.

General Winter, a fearsome general with a killer jawline who previously overcame insane armies that tried to invade Russia. However, General Winter brought down Napolean and the Germans, he wasn't effective on these guys because they're used to cold weather, too.

Nine times out of ten, if it has to do with Ukraine, there will be boobs.

In 1242, on the mostly frozen lake Peipus, Russian troops and the Teutonic Knights fought each other in The Battle on the Ice.

Americans outside of their homes are almost exactly the same inside. They don't even change shoes! Japan on the other hand...