Poland quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

If you get any closer to Lithuania I'll make your capital Warsaw!

Yeah… I already heard about it from Lithuania. So… no. Wasting my life in European politics would make me gassy! Oh! I’m thinking about painting my house a wicked hipster pink! It’d make Romania so jealous!

Look, I’m not a dweeb. I know I’ve got to front it A-style when it’s game time!

Yo ‘sup playa! I got the good deal on 10,000 ponies to add to my arsenal, right? Picture it! They’ll shoot right over our heads!

Are you kidding me right now?! Do you know how freaking early it is here?! Somebody I know better be dead and/or leaving me a ton of cash in their will!

What??? No… why would he attack?? You sure? No!!! That is totally not cool, man; Russia’s a big psycho!! This is balls! I scheduled poker game for Saturday night!!

Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom yay! Eating paluszki always puts things in perspective! Yeah… nomnomnomnomnomnom… well, Polish snacks are the best! Nom! Nomnomnomnom… ah…

I’ve got some () knocking at the back door! I’ll ring you later! Peace!

Nh… ah…

I wish you could see your face right now; it is hilarious~!

Riiiiight, yeah of course right. Yeah I am all over the getting ready for things.

I figured that I could put an engine on my place and then fly it on over to help you! Riiiighteouuus!!

You see? He cannot forward the chain letter! He does not have any friends!

It's like, I won't allow it. Or rather, I don't like you, so... I'll never ever give them to you!