Germany quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

Germany

Everyone shut up!

Germany

We've called this conference to solve the world's problems, not to fight about the problems of our past. And since I'm the only country who seems to know how to run a meeting, we'll follow my rules from here on out. Eight minutes each for speeches, no chit chat about side deals, and absolutely no going over the time limit. Now if you want to go, make sure you're prepared and raise your hand, but do so in a way that does not mock any salute of my country's past. [Italy's hand goes up] Germany recognizes his friend Italy!

Germany

It is said that long ago in this land, there lived a man who conquered the Mediterranean Sea, and gained all the world’s wealth. His name… was the Roman Empire. He had it all: the world’s wealth, fame, and vast land. The man who gained everything… one day he just… disappeared.

Germany

Later! During WWI! I’m supposed to be fighting a descendent of Rome right now… but so far no such luck ...how weird… We crossed that border with no problem, didn’t we, Herr Stick? I’m so sorry I didn’t share any of my liverwursts with you! The invasion was going so well I forgot about feeding mein sticky friend! Well you’re right; I still shouldn’t let my guard down. It’s him we’re talking about; he must have some sort of plan. *Shocked noise*

Germany

*flabbergasted sounds*

Germany

The time was WWI. I found myself… in what’s you’d call… a “situation…” Hmm… weird… looks like someone left me these tomatoes--

Germany

Augh!

Germany

I think someone’s inside!

Germany

Nnnnngh…. Verdammt, this is heavy…

Germany

*struggle grunts* Something is caught in here…!!!

Germany

Geez… is this the guy I’m supposed to be fighting? I heard mein Feind is the descendant of the great Rome, but…

Germany

Ugh… there’s no way this whining little brat could be the same enemy… I wonder who he really is… Let me ask you a question. You wouldn’t by any chance be related to the great Rome, would you?

Germany

What kind of joke is this? Ah! Mein Gott this is a trap! He’s pretending to be harmless in an attempt to catch me off guard! Sneaky bastard!!

Germany

At that moment, I never imagined the extent to which this encounter would change my fate. Although I don’t believe in such things.

Germany

It’s true! Ok, so I brought someone who will be our new ally!