France quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

France

If Britain and America don't agree, how can I be superior by dissing them both?

We'd just get hungry again!

France

Ohonhonhon~, guess who just captured us a little Italy.

France

Oui! Now you will tell us everything you know, or else.

France

When you two are done releasing sexual tension! We have got a meeting we need to finish!

France

Seriously, you two. We have more important things to worry about before settling on our world plans! Like what to do about those tacky military clothes!

France

This is worse than trying to manage a bunch of Italians…!

France

Ahhh….!!!!

France

This is terrible! I knew about the damn trap the entire time!! I’m sure that God was just gassy! Or something… but that is not the point! I am amazingly strong, and don’t you forget it!!!

France

UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~! Smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack!

France

You see? I really am the strongest after all!

France

So Britain… I have something important to say to you. I would like… for you to marry me…

France

I will say it one more time… I want you… to marry me…

France

You are wrong, mon ami. And this is not so funny.

France

Here. Take this.