Romano quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

Suck my balls you damn potato eater.

Ugh, would you stop it with your hug therapy already?!

Ok, Mr. Super Studly. What’d you do to twist-a my brother’s head around so bad?

Che palle! Don’t play dumb with me; that’s-a my brother’s job, and I know you’ve got some plan for him that’s sinister, and sure, your highways don’t have speed limits, but that doesn’t give you the right to criticize-a when men microbrew the best, big kraut breath!

This weatherman is predicting a 99% chance of shit storm and it’s coming right at ya!

I have created a secret weapon for such singular purpose and stealthiness that you will be helpless to its powers! Moustache! Ahhhahaha! Hoohoo! You look-a so very stupid, with your big bushy mustache like some hipster at an art school party! Ahahahahaha!!!

Ahh! Turn your head! No! Don’t look! I’m so ugly!!!!

Look here, Germany, I’ve got something dinkish to say to you!

My brother and I have finally patched things up and gotten back together, but because of you it’s falling apart! He just walks around saying “Germany! Ah, Germany!” so stay away from him or there’s going to be trouble, ok?! The German people are so backwards and judgmental. Just looking at them makes me feel-a barfy.

You’re taking that back!! I am so punching your ear! Visualize that kind of pain, Fritzy!

OK little brother. I'll teach you a strategy for fighting England.

When you encounter an enemy, immediately show you have no intention for fighting. If you do that, whoever shoots first will be the bad guy. That is all!

Hm? Ah, that's for...

He was making noises all by himself! I'm really sorry, so please stop serving me meals like the ones yesterday!

Please stop it! Please stop it!